Hairy Otter and the Ever Evolving Facial Fur

I had someone tell me a while back that my facial hair seemed to always be in a state of change...shifting and moving toward something else. I thought about that, and I have to admit to getting easily bored with any one style of beard-ness. I always find it fun to try something new out to make my face look a little more or less follicle-y populated. It's a heck of alot cheaper than a hair cut.

But it got me got thinking, I know I have my faves of what I've tried, and John has told me his...and, surprise, our views on that matter don't always jive. But he is one of the people I know can always count on to be completely honest about an opinion. So I thought it'd be fun to post a few different types to see what you guys think is the better.

Vote for your fave in the comments section, and those who pick winner get a free mustache ride! Oh alright, so those who pick the winner will get to influence my shaving A.D.D. for a while. I promise to shave to whatever style you choose, and keep it that way (for a few weeks).

My current: The "Fuzzycub"

The "Juan Pablo"

The "Goldberg" (no, not as in '& Osborne")

The "Dwayne Johnson" (Yes someone actually told John I looked like him in this pic...they were on hallucinogenics at the time, I'm sure)

There have, of course been other styles I've attempted, but most have been too disastrous to inflict upon your eyes.