Smut that'll make you giggle

So it's probably bad form to shamelessly promote someone else's blog on your own, but I would feel entirely remiss in not sharing this little gem with both of you that still read my blog.

For anyone who has ever perused the adult "networking" sites out there like BigMuscle.com, ManHunt.net, and ComeSchtuppMeNow.org, (yeah, just try and pretend like you haven't) I'm sure there have been a great many times when you browsed through the pictures on someone's profile and came upon that one photo that was not only a deal killer, but made you wonder if that person actually LOOKED at said pic before posting.

It may not even have to do with the person themselves, or even what they're wearing...it might just be the hideous surroundings they decided to place themselves into when showing off their naughty bits. And if you, like I, not only found the humor but felt compelled to share it with friends for entertainment value...then I have the perfect site for you.

So, skip the endless perusing and go right for the ridicule-fodder on Lurid Digs (WARNING: NSFW) where you not only will see perfect gems like this...

Yes, that IS a man...and no it isn't Rod Stewart...is it?

...but will find harsh and scathing commentary from the staff that'll leave you giggling. Yeah, I know, it's mean-spirited...but man, is it ever funny.

Do I still get to keep my card?

I have to admit to being a really bad homo last night. No, not the kind of bad that requires a prescription for penicillin and/or a bail bond. No, I'm talking about the kind of offense that would actually GET a gasp from the average gay guy...and a possible de-listing from their "top 8" on MySpace. Yes, that's right...I'll admit it...I totally didn't watch the Oscars last night. Not only did I not watch them, but I honestly didn't even care that I missed them.

Now, before anyone out there rounds up a posse (complete with pink pitchforks and sparkly torches...hee hee) I have to say that I WAS doing something utterly gay...working out at the gay-est LA fitness in all of Arizona.

And, in my defense, I read something about this being the least watched Oscars EVER.

I guess not everyone heard that the writer's strike was off, eh? Though, given the caliber of groaners they usually write for that thing, maybe that's WHY no-one watched.

Holy cookfest, batman!

In the interest of trying to save money and eat just a little healthier, I've been trying lately to get into the habit of making meals for the week. It's really quite handy to be able to just pop something in the microwave and grub it down instead of either heading out to score some greasy, over-salted take-out, or (god forbid) actually making something.

The other thing that's really good about it is that it helps keep me on track in terms of my caloric intake. Those of you that know me, know that I do a slight bit o tossing of the iron at the gym (when I'm not tossing overweight luggage at work). All that tossing (yes there's a joke there somewhere, but I'll let you make your own) tends to mean that if I want to be a growin boy, I needs to eat...alot.

So, last night I made lots of chicken. Chicken stir-fry, Parmesan chicken, roasted chicken, etc. All of which means I'll be seriously craving some beef about mid-way through the week (heh...I'll let you make your own joke there too).

My only dislike about all this? I'm a messy cook. When I make that many meals, the kitchen usually looks like an F5 food tornado hit it...hard. Which means the cleanup takes 3 times as long as the cooking. *sigh* Anyone wanna volunteer to clean up for me next time? Theres a piece of Parmesan chicken in it for you. :)

Yeah...I'm lazy...

Well, it's really about time I got back into the full swing of this. I've used many an excuse, but the reality is that I've gotten lazy.

It's funny how much easier it is to peruse BMB than to do something that actually requires active involvement from my brain. *sigh* But I suppose the internet can be a bit like television in a way. One can choose to watch Spike TV in all of its CRASH!BANG!SMACK! guilty-pleasure-glory...or one can watch Discovery and try to learn a few things.

Though I usually try to opt for the former, at the end of a long day (or week) at work sometimes I just feel like a little entertainment.